PROFESSIONAL PICKLE REVIEWS

It has like a sweet n sour smell, like a bread & butter pickly smell. Maybe a relishy smell? It has a snap, but its a chewy pickle. Not a crunch, its a chew. Feint but powerful tang? You barely get it but it's a good kick. Also tastes kinda sweet? Kinda juicy. No garlic. I miss the garlic. Even though its sweet it's got a good sour, it's got a good tang, it's got a good snap. It has great pickle flavor, but also not super satisfying on its own. maybe 2-3 could satisfy a craving. Although I have ate an entire jar in one sitting before so maybe not.

Northeast Ohio pickLe. The smell is wonderful, the best pickle smell. Good garlic smell. BEAUTIFUL CRUNCH. A slight tang. Faintly garlicy. Really its the crunch that gets me. In all, flavor wise, its really good but extremely mild. Pickle satisfaction is in the middle. you can eat one, and it depends on your mood how satisfying itll be. sometimes two still wont be satisfying,. I think these would be great to go along side something, maybe not on anything.

Smell incredibly vinegary, it is not good. Vinegary and a bit cumcumbery. I think its vinegar I smell? It's like a sour smell, but not like a pickle sour its like something hass gone bad. Its got a bit of a crunch, but like the structure of it it almost disolves in your mouth, and your mouth gets filled with just vinegar and dill, no real pickle taste. Bad. its extremely acidic. you can see the dill floating around. it very slightly hurts to eat thats how acidic it is. maybe its growing on me. dill tastes pretty planty, no cucumber flavor no pickle flavor. Slight hints of bitterness. If you are having pickle cravings I dont think these are gonna fill that for you. I am struggling to eat these, like my stomach is getting upset eating these. My dog doesnt like it. My stomach does not feel good after eating 3 pickle chips. Might be good on a grilled cheese?

I found this guy with a barrel full of pickles at the Great Lakes Medieval Festival. Holy shit. Last time I ate this pickle was 3 months ago. It was the best pickle ive ever eaten. Crunch, juice, sour, fresh. Oh my god. Praise the Pickle Pirate.